The Otaku Contract
I____________________ hereby swear upon her holiness, the Tsundere Goddess to love anime with all I have to offer. I hereby swear to follow the rules of the otaku. To uphold the laws of the anime addict, to never fail in my love for my idols, to protect my waifus from loneliness, and to smite those who dare brake te sacred text. All Hail her grace, the Tsundere Goddess. May her wrath be cute and quick.
- I. All Hail her Grace.
- a. All must offer prayers to her grace, the Tsundere Goddess. Lest she smite thee with unyielding pain and suffering
II. All anime must be given equal treatment
- a. All must shows must be seen. Slack shall not be forgiven.
b. No show may be dropped unless one meets the Rule of 3.
c. Sleep is for the weak. Her grace has no need for the weak. The weak shall be culled, and only the strong may serve her grace, the Tsundere Goddess.
- a. All cute smiles must be protected.
b. Life and liberty are but small price to pay for protecting the smiles.
c. Slow, and unending pain for yea who fails to protect the smiles.
- a. All waifus must be loved, cherished, and adored by all.
b. All who betray a waifu shall be dammed in the pits of eternal hell, the dreaded thighs of a sweaty, hairy man.
+All must hereby print and sign this contract to renew there vows of otaku and gve praise to her grace, the Tsundere Goddess.
+Any amendments to this contract must be brought forth to the Otaku council and approved by her grace, The Tsundere Godess.